I don't quite understand that quote, taken from the Bible teacher from the Simpsons.

So let us tease out that quote.

Why would the ventriloquist go to heaven? He is in fact the manipulator and guilty of leading the life of someone who has no ability to stop it.

I think that the dummy should go to heaven, for the only sin he hath commit is the act of ... dumminess.

Meh, I have homework.