Actually, I'm just sarcastically joking. In reality, I'm in love with the maker of Diaryland and have a secret, yet brutal, crush on him/her. He/She has won my heart over!

To John/Jane;

I love you.

Love,

Joey.

P.S.

IF YOU PULL ANY MORE OF YOUR SHI'ITE I SWEAR I WILL START STALKING YOU. Thanks honey pie! :)

...Await 300.